Beware of idiots crossing
With their heads plugged in.
No matter what you say,
If you hit one of these fools,
You, the driver, will be blamed -
Especially if you are a woman
Or a senior citizen.
Also keep your eyes open
For fools coming out of nowhere
And flying across your path
On skateboards.
Defensive driving
Has never been more challenging.
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